pirates
when i was a pre-teen Pirates stories were the rage. I still remember watching “The Princess Bride” for the first time. All that sailing ships into misty fog…
One Monday - it was my day off - I wandered into Pirates of the Carribean and Capt. Jack Sparrow brought it all back. Seems pirates are back! (don’t bother with the sequels - just stick to the original Jack Sparrow movie: The curse of the Black Pearl. or, find a copy of The Princes Bride and catch up on lost time…)

But there’s a new pirates story that is emerging on the west coast of Africa…
Have you asked yourself why are somalian pirates risking their lives taking hostages from ships passing the horn of africa? Well, yesterday I discovered some stats that begin to answer the question.
Try compating the mortality rate of children under the age of 5 - in Somali, my home country South Africa and for comparitive sake, the United States:
Comparative mortality of under 5’s (per 1000):
Somalia - 143
South Africa - 59
USA - 8
Next, consider the comaparative income of the average population GNI per capita (Gross National Income divided by the number of citizens in each country):
Comparative GNI per capita (2007):
Somalia - US$ 140
South Africa - US$ 5760
USA - US$ 46040
(Check the graph on the right to get the full effect of these numbers.)
stats courtesy of UNICEF (studies conducted in 2007)
Another factor is presented in this articel from thefreelibrary.com:
Of course, I could just be soft… we can always send in the big guns… Check out the alternative solutions as presetned by Grant Walliser on his High Voltage blog.
July 21st, 2009 at 9:30 am
makes me think of osmosis - the process where cells with a high concentration of salts absorb water…
Kind of what happens with wealth; a rich guy walks through a poor neighborhood and the water is redistributed.
Very immoral - just plain science.
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:35 am
Good point made (as always).
Here’s an interesting related aside:
What about the correlation between increasing global temperatures and decreasing pirate populations?
http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/04/pirates-temperature/
http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
awesome gareth.
i will certainly be using that incontrovertible evidence in one of my upcoming sermons - so as to reflect my respect for the variety of view-points, beliefs and convictions available to us mortals…
nice graph for my powerpoint presentation too!
any idea what i do if people laugh?
August 4th, 2009 at 6:49 am
I wouldn’t worry about possible. Although the Church of the FSM is a real faith, based on solid logic, members (Pastafarians) do enjoy humour. Laughter is a sign of the Spirit after all.
Or perhaps its just His Noodley Appendage having some fun tickling people? S/he is sneaky like that.
Do you video your sermons?
August 4th, 2009 at 6:50 am
Oops - typo:
I wouldn’t worry about possible laughter.